John: PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX.
I SAID, PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX.
(submission - page unknown)
John: you are like a furry now, but not really the weird kind that people on the internet like to have sex with in their imagination.
Jade: D:
(submission - page unknown)
Sollux: ii am goiing two perform 2ome 2ort of athletiic fuckiing 2omer2ault off the deep end and get a call from the pre2iident or 2ome 2hiit.
(submission - page unknown)
IMPORTANT REMINDER~
I just want to let you guys know that from now on, in order for your submission to be approved, you must meet these requirements:
> The exact, copy-pasted dialogue
> The page number (it’s the 00#### number, but if you don’t understand that, a link to that page is fine, too)
(so really just the exact excerpt and a link to the page that it’s on. thanks~!)
EB: my pail?
EB: you mean this bucket here?
AG: Yes! Come on, will you take a hint and show some decorum????????
EB: umm…
EB: i’m really not following. what do you have against buckets?
AG: Man! Nothing, really. It’s just……..
AG: Ok, may8e humans don’t really have any sense of shame over this sort of thing?
EB: shame over what?
EB: it’s just a bucket! you know, for putting soapy water in and cleaning stuff with.
EB: why, what do trolls use them for?
AG: Oh.
AG: Haha, yeah, of course!
AG: That’s what I was talking a8out. Your cleaning 8ucket.
AG: In troll culture we consider cleaning products to 8e really indecent or something!
AG: I am 8lushing furiously a8out it right now. Please try to 8e sensitive to my cultural ways and understandings.
EB: wow… uh. that is definitely pretty odd.
EB: but ok, i’m sorry you saw my bucket. i will just chuck it out the window i guess.
AG: Thank you, John. That is very gentlemanly of you.
AG: Now will you quit shitting around and get on with it!!!!!!!! God.
TG: how does that even work
TG: how do you use a computer and know whats going on it doesnt make sense
TG: my face doesnt make sense
GC: D4V3 YOUR *F4C3* DO3SNT M4K3 ……
GC: D4MM1T
TG: hahaha
Real quick, I’m going to put quotes in an easier format for me to make. That way, I’ll be able to put more quotes out more often.
It’ll be the quote, the page number (with link), and then a link to the blog. I’ll also be tagging the characters from now on, as well.
Also, submissions are always open! It’s suggested that you also include the page number. All submissions will be tagged as a submission, as well.
So yeah, thanks for following everyone!
GT: NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME A BONER DIRK!!!
TT: Sorry Jake. The plan’s in motion.
TT: Next stop, Boner City.
GT: SO THAT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG???
GT: TO GIVE ME A BONER???
( BEST OF HOMESTUCK: QUOTES BLOG )
(as a Jake x Dirk shipper, this is like my favorite few lines ever /shot)
SORRY! REAL QUICK HETASTUCK QUOTE~
(oh, and keep the submissions coming, guys~)
“GT: You always go down guns blazing. Thats what a hero does when he loves adventure and has guns.” (Homestuck - page 006763)
*cough*
If only Jake English and Alfred Jones could meet….
